Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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