I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm both gender and math confused
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
