We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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