do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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