I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
ok first of all what the fuck
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