And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize