If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Dick very happy bro
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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