whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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