so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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