i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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