i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
