we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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