Christians are straight up FREAKS
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
did you just send me my own nude
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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