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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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