How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
she was so not down for the gang bang
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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