What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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