Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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