are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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