VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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