I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Damn victory sex feels great
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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