Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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