oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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