And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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