What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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