May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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