there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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