Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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