if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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