Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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