so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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