Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize