why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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