Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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