their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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