friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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