So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
A bitchslap is in order.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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