some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
