3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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