UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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