So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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