Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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