no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she pinky promised me she was 18
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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