it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I would fuck him just for his dog
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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