omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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