the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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