yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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