I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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