He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
