The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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