the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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