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Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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