i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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