I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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