You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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